It is an eagle. (It is not.)

A chicken in a cape believes it is an eagle. Science will not be helping.

Free to play. One thumb. Zero evidence.

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Chapter One · The Farm

Meet Larpie.
Larpie is a chickeneagle.
Larpie disagrees.

Armed with a tiny cape, a pair of aviator goggles and absolutely no evidence, Larpie has decided it is an eagle. Your job is to help it fly. Science will not be helping.

Form 7-B · Birds, Alleged

Official Species Comparison

Conducted by Science, at the request of nobody.

	A real eagle	Larpie
Wingspan	2 metres	“Enough.”
Top speed	240 km/h in a dive	Until the wall
Diet	Fish, rabbits, fear	Corn. Eagles eat corn. Probably.
Eyesight	Spots a rabbit from 3 km	Goggles. They did not help.
Natural predators	None	Walls, gravity, one specific cow
Cape	No	Yes. Decorative, say scientists.
Evidence	Extensive	Pending
Aura	Immeasurable	−4,000

CLAIM
DENIED

science is MID
— L.

Easy to learn.
Rude to master.

One thumb. Zero evidence.

TAP TO FLAPThumb goes down. Chicken goes up. Briefly.
SLIDE TO DRIFTThread the gates from behind the cape.
FACE THE COWA good flight is 15 gates. Every flight opens with a flying cow.

Free sample of delusion

The first ten gates, right here, on the real flight physics, with the real chicken and the real cow. After that the demo ends. Abruptly. You will see.

4: worlds it has no business being in
8: things that shouldn’t be up here
10: costumes
32: signs insulting you personally
48: ways to describe your crash
0: evidence

Local wildlife

The sky is full of cows.

Everything out here that isn’t a wall.

Chapter Two

THE TOWN

Rush hour. The gates have stopped caring.

The whole town is judging you.

Your aura is being monitored.

Cows, sheep and pigeons line the route with signs. They turn their heads to watch you pass, in silence, with total disappointment. They do not clap. They do not blink.

Tap an animal for its honest opinion.

Proud sponsors of your downfall

Also on the road

Chapter Three

THE CLOUDS

Crosswinds: personal. Red gates: liars.

A nature documentary of your failures.

Every crash gets a calm, serious caption and a sad trombone. Your downfall deserves that much.

Larpie crashed into a wall, legs in the air

WILDLIFE CAM 4

Here we observe the chicken, realising it is a chicken.

1 of 48 recorded failures

Pearly Gates: Dress Code

Dress for the job you want.

That job is eagle.

Tap one. The chicken will put it on. The chicken does not get a say.

Also in the air

Chapter Four

SPACE

No air. No grip. There never was a plan.

Your score is aura.

Climb from NPC to Background Chicken to Main Character and maybe, one day, Sigma Rooster.

Side quests. Every day.

Fresh goals daily, some of them even useful. These five are live right now, on this website, for some reason.

Also, somehow, in space

And so the great bird returns to the earth.

Quickly.

NEW PERSONAL DELUSION

AURA

NPC

2 more aura for Background Chicken

Best 0+0 corn

Bribe the vet: get the game

Critical reception.

All reviews are from farm animals. No humans were consulted.

Frequently denied.

Your aura is at risk.

Coming soon to iPhone and Android. Larpie is not an eagle.